Dallas Will Be a Second Home for Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom

Anyone have a luxurious, furnished condo to lease preferably at the Ritz? If so, contact Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s agent stat. Or brother Rob Kardashian — he’s moving here, too. Pretty soon, we’ll have all of the Kardashians in Big D. I know agents who are dusting off listings with power vacs but honestly, they only want to lease. The NY Daily News reports that Rob Kardashian, Khloe’s younger brother and recent “Dancing With the Stars” finalist, will be joining the couple in Texas, this news from the mouth of the newly minted Maverick Texan.

“We’ll have the whole family here!” Odom, 32, told Us Weekly at the NBA team’s press day. That’s not all: Khloe’s close friend, Malika Haqq and her 24-year-old brother Khadijah, will also be accompanying the pair to film new episodes of “Khloe & Lamar.”

Brother & sister & hubby, I have the perfect pad, though it’s pricey and probably NOT for lease: Kari and Kirby Schlegels’ W Penthouse. Mighty close to Victory, too, though, from what I’m hearing, Khloe and Lamar really want to be at The Ritz..

Problem: the developer is not leasing any other remaining free units, so the couple’s only hope is to work with current homeowners.